You know it, he knows it, she knows it. We all know it. There's no better way to get a lover to pay attention than with a couple of plain old regular every woman's got 'em boobies. It's not particularly the most honorable thing to have to admit about our partners or ourselves - how incredibly simple and basic a tactic this is - but it's a fact of life. And tits are beautiful, all of them, no matter what shape or size or color or age. But I often come across friends or friends' partners who take advantage of this fact and put absolutely no effort into the art of the Titpic. Ladies. Just because it's easy doesn't mean you get to simply hold out a camera with both hands and snap a shot back from neck to navel. In seeing lifeless images like these, every time I feel a duty to share my expertise in what I believe has developed into a pretty highly evolved skill. If we're willing to go nude we should be able to have photos that don't just act as a hooks, but that engage and create an intimacy otherwise lost on the screens of our cell phones. We're starting foreplay. We're heating up. We're inspiring lust.
Here are a few basic tips on how I've perfected my technique and built up a catalog over the years that I can pull from whenever the occasion calls. I'll be showing real examples so get ready to see some tatas.
Tip One: Always show your face. This is a mistake that I used to make during my early days of tit photography. While you may think it's easy to turn someone on if you can get such a fantastic angle to demonstrate that you've got a great rack it still remains totally impersonal. It's like you're a professor giving a lecture to first year medical students: "Here everyone - here you see an example of two perfectly developed female breasts."
No. You want to engage with your audience. This is a personal invitation to lust over you and you only. Being identifiable as unmistakably yours is important in establishing your tits' presence in your partner's life. Get your face in there. Be noticed. Be recognizable.
Tip 2: Work your body. My boobs are uneven. Very. They just are. It's not uncommon, you just have to know how to compensate for whatever you perceive as a physical obstacle. You'll be able to tell immediately by looking at any of my photos but when unaware the difference in size may not even come up. While you're taking pictures you are working with constant muscle control, shifting your shoulder blades or lifting an arm an inch or two in either direction. This of course all has to go unrecognized on camera. And is why you have to Take Multiples (Lots and Lots of Multiples!!) in order to have options. Once you go through the process a few times you'll get to learn which positions work the best for your specific shape and will then be able to focus your attention on what really matters - how much you are starting to turn yourself on.
(As I will soon note, how your tits really end up looking is actually irrelevant, doing extra correctional work is for your peace of mind only.)
Tip 3: Variety. You can't create a collection or continue to send the same shot over and over again of yourself just lying in bed with a sexy look on your face, two perfect tits standing on alert. You've got to explore your body and experiment with light and angles. Stand up, sit down, move the camera around and put it in places you couldn't possibly imagine would be flattering. I took one of my favorites when I had planned on just taking a picture of an old tattoo in order to tell a joke and decided that I wanted to somehow get my face in there. It ended up making me feel really sexy, turning into a pretty great pic.
Lighting is tough since we're not professional photographers, giving us limited options. Most of those options are pretty harsh. But try ALL of them, positioning yourself in front, behind and to the side of a bright light, working with soft daylight as a direct source through your windows, or lying on the bed with all the lights in your bedroom turned on. I've had the most success during the day or when I'm in a space where there is enough light to fill the room in order to eliminate dark shadows, so keeping things relatively bright tends to be more flattering. Just don't use the Flash. Please, don't use the Flash.
Another way to switch it up is by taking your phone off of selfie mode and flipping it around to photograph yourself with its regular lens. This completely changes how you look on screen. Again take multiples, shot after shot slightly moving your hand breathing deeper into your sexiness with each click.
Tip 4: Get off. A Titpic is about being sexually desirable, right? While your partner may think he or she is reacting to nudity in reality it's the idea that you're sending them sex. Know how hot you are when you're taking these pictures, know how hot they think you are, know what's probably going to happen the next time you see each other as a result. Keep these thoughts present, place them above any concern you have about your own body - though you're working to make it look good on camera, know that you're sexy as fuck when you're naked in person and getting down to business. In reality your tits aren't the primary focus of this text. Everyone gets a little hard when a boob pops out regardless of the situation, where it happened, who it belongs to, what time of day it is, what it even looks like. We just want to see 'em. It makes no difference how lopsided, deflated, tiny, massive, low, wrinkly, stretchmarked or nipply they may be. I can promise you the idea of an undesirable breast doesn't exist. And you need to get past the notion that this picture relies on the beauty of a boob more than it does on what you emote. Yes - make them look as beautiful and perfect as you wish so that you can feel proud and have a little photographic evidence that you're a babe. And no, don't be lazy and take shitty pictures that say nothing simply because all boobs are beautiful, regardless of how gorgeous you think yours may look standing alone. (You could just as easily send a picture of those busty mannequins' tits and get about the same reaction.) Just remember that the most important part of of this process is to think about the inevitable fucking that's to come, know that you're the catalyst for it, take a little trip into Fantasyland, and because you're getting your face in there, let this expression of desire wash all over it.
Tip 6: Play. Not every advance is a direct leap into Pleasuretown. Sometimes you just want to be a little playful while still showing some skin. I've taken such pics when I have those great premenstrual boobs that are full and firm and though I'm probably not in the mood to fuck I know that I want to take advantage of this biological good fortune. So maybe I'll smile a little sweetly instead of looking ravished. Or I'll throw on a beautiful bra and focus on shape. I particularly like to show just one, as if I'm not totally committing to sex, but just giving a little hint. These pictures tend to be useful as conversation starters for flirting rather than flat out invitations. You don't always have to be selling sex, sometimes you're just having a little fun.
Tip 7: Know you're beautiful. Hey ladies. As I started to get at above, in the end of this the aim is not to perfect imperfect bodies, it's to feel confident and sexy knowing our damn bodies are perfect the way they are, and you're going to be drooling over it as soon as you see this pic! The problem is many women take pictures of themselves that don't do their bodies justice. It's either bad lighting, shitty angles, or in reality just laziness and a lack of enthusiasm that brings me face to face with friends showing me tits that look bored and unactivated. The most important thing to remember in taking a Titpic is this: the effectiveness of your picture relies solely on the confidence you feel in your own sexuality and your willingness to express that to your partner. Tits in a Titpic?? Just there as a courtesy. What your lover actually wants that he or she may not even realize is YOU. Throwing out a little nip is a cheap move, so while we're doing it we might as well get to what's important - Lust. Sex. Desire. Intimacy. Connection. We'll never get there if we first and foremost don't believe how worthy we are of all this sexual attention. In knowing how beautiful you are when faced with your own camera it starts to warm your body, course through your veins, spark all the right nerves and muscles and shine in your eyes. You end up with too many options and maybe have to send multiples to friends to narrow it down. When you start a session feeling sexy instead of trying to find a way to prove it on screen, you're ready for success.
So go ahead start your libraries. You deserve to not only have a partner lusting over you but to be able to lust over yourself. Respect the power of the Titpic. Use it, be proud of it, and go get yours. You deserve it.