Before the second installment of New Cities New Dicks I feel compelled to write a brief announcement that will hopefully lift the dark tone that's been cast over Elegant Hustler for the past few months. While searching the archives for new project purposes it has become sadly clear that above and beyond all complaints or missions or dating goals - lady needs to get fucking laid. Though it's not hard to let men disappoint these days, it's also really not that difficult to have good sex and wake up wanting more. Maybe in Chicago I was in such a rut secretly stuck on an unattainable man unwilling to fuck anyone else and am now in a new city unable to spark new attractions to take his place. But I could let up a little on the boys already. Come on. They're just men. With just dicks. What more do I need right now. Pick me up. Toss me around. Tell me what to do. Put your cock in my mouth. Bite my tits. I don't care. I'm sorry for yelling at you. Not all of you some of you deserved it. But I'm just as desperate as the desperate men I complain about daily. Maybe I can now give someone a break and finally end this bitter cycle. Of course not the guys who show me their Instagram accounts at bars or ask me what my tattoos mean, you're all out. But everyone else deserves as much consideration as I think I do when I imply that I might kill and devour you after sex. We all have red flags. I'm willing to fuck anyone who would be comfortable flying yours alongside my own.
Not many people know that the female scorpion will eat her mate post-coitus. It's because it's not consistent. She'll only feed upon him if she is famished enough to need the nutrients for her breed of upcoming offspring. Otherwise when well-fed and satisfied she wants nothing more and leaves the male alive and intact. Finally escaped from a city that did nothing but socially and culturally starve me for 9 years I can now say that settled in my new home and lifestyle I am perfectly full. You're fine. You're safe. All I want is your dick. And you can have it back when we're done. Maybe then I'll make you a sandwich. And you can go buy me some pizza. Everyone likes pizza. We'll never go hungry again.
So I'm sorry guys. But I'm back, I'm here, I can see you all now. I promise to be nice this time. Just let me touch your face. And you can have whatever you want.
** standard requirements still apply. 6'+ and clean shaven. No blondes.